Why are goldfish red? Because the water makes them rusty!.. What is a skeleton? Bones with the person off!... What do you call a man full of vegetables? Stu!... Why are you jumping up and down? Because I took my medicine and forgot to shake the bottle!... Mum: How was your first day at school? John: It was alright, except for some bloke called 'SIR' who kept spoiling the fun! Kids Index ...550 More Jokes ...553 Today's jokes by: Maria Pascale, Sian Brace, Marie Nielle Cummings, Mariam Jandad ORACLE KIDS! send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL STREET, LONDON W1 1LL