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Why are goldfish red? Because the water
makes them rusty!.. What is a skeleton?
Bones with the person off!... What do
you call a man full of vegetables?
Stu!... Why are you jumping up and
down? Because I took my medicine and
forgot to shake the bottle!... Mum: How
was your first day at school? John: It
was alright, except for some bloke
called 'SIR' who kept spoiling the fun!
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Today's jokes by:
Maria Pascale, Sian Brace,
Marie Nielle Cummings,
Mariam Jandad
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