They say charity begins at home, which would explain why Mr Biffo takes money from his wife's handbag.
Yet it seems charity now has a second starting point - the video game store.
The fourth charity compilation in the Help! range - inexplicably entitled Help! 2 - went on sale last week at branches of Woolworths.
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